Westboro Baptist Church
When the leader of the Westboro Baptist church dies, can we all come together to protest his funeral? I’m adding this to my bucket list.
Tracks
I’m stuck in a closet.
So I found this stray dog this morning in the freezing rain, so I took her into my house. Her collar said she was from Woodford county, which is like two towns away. It has no adress or phone number, but it does say she got her rabies shot, so that’s good. We don’t have any dog food, so we feed her triscut crackers and turkey. She walks with a slight limp, so I’m probably going to take her to the vet. So, yeah. Now I temporarily have a dog. And my land lord doesn’t allow dogs. So I think I might buy the house so I can keep this adorable doggy.
IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was watching Sinbad with devan, when the gate of tartarus appeared. Then she yelled ‘Tartarsauce!’ (The grumpy cat) and that’s the end of my story.
I watercolored mahself a rainbowed elephant.
we did this for literally a half an hour.
Derrick: you remind me of the babe.
jake: what babe?
Derrick: the babe with the power.
Jake: what power?
Derrick: the power of voodoo.
jake: who do?
Derrick: you do.
jake: do what?
derrick: remind me of the babe.
Jake:what babe?
Derrick: the babe with the power.
(Repeat)
Up till past midnight, waiting for the last Baman Piderman episode. I might cry.
I just found this satan hitler cricket in my bedroom. Apparently I had stepped on it barefoot, and didn’t realize it. Its got a stinger the length of its body. But then I looked it up and found out that it was its vagina…. that’s the end of my story.
